Do you know who Ethan Albright is? John Madden does. Mr. Albright is an offensive lineman for the Washington Redskins. He also holds the distinction of being the lowest-rated player on the popular Madden '07 football game.
Ethan is not happy about the rating. In fact, he's mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore.
I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.
Solid.
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